“Nobody’s perfect” isn’t simply a saying; it’s a fact. If you are a human, you have flaws. Try telling a believer in Jesus, for example, that the savior had bodily functions and got tired and hungry and frustrated and sneezed on people and got in trouble with his parents. Then stand back and watch them argue that he was “perfect.” Remind them that to deny the humanity of Jesus flies in the fact of what the Bible says about him, and that’s the point. Perfect people don’t exist.
Except in one case, apparently. The person I’m referring to apparently isn’t quite human, apparently. For example, it is said that he has never had a poo or wee in his life. He is said to be “too perfect” for such mundane things as passing food and liquid waste through his body. Or take the story about him climbing a high, treacherous, snowy mountain in a business suit and dress shoes with no effort and with no blemish to either suit or shoes.
He is said to have automatically driven a car at the ripe old age of three years. With zero lessons in his life, he is also recognized as the greatest artist his nation has ever produced. At the age of 9, he challenged a professional yachtsman to a race and handily beat him–all without ever stepping foot on a boat before then. And, did I mention that his musical compositions top the pop charts in his country even if he never received any musical instructions, either? To top it off, this man has been voted the most desirable man on earth for multiple years running.
To be fair, this prodigy seems to have gotten his perfection from his dad. The dad, after all, wrote 40 books a week during his time as a student, bowled perfect/300 games every time he took to the lanes, and shot several holes in one the first time he played golf. Not bad, not bad. So, at least he got his perfection honestly, right?
And it helps that his home country has been labeled the Happiest Country in the World several years running. It helps that the people there have the best government ever created on the planet. It helps that the nation enjoys 100% unanimity in support of that government.
And this perfect person? Why, it’s the exalted leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, of course.
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